2022.01.22 20:11 rapidadapter Counter Control - "The World is Burning Up" (2022)
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2022.01.22 20:11 uaretheuniverse TIFU by letting my boyfriend cum on my face.
Hi folks, so this actually happened yesterday, but I figured I’d post it today. So my boyfriend and I (both 21) have a pretty active sex life. We have sex practically every day. I am currently fighting an infection, and because of the medication, I am unable to have PIV sex. As a result, I have been giving my boyfriend lots of handjobs and blowjobs over the past week. I give him a lot anyways, but we’re doing a lot more due to the lack of sex. When I give him either a blowjob or a handjob, I almost always swallow. I enjoy it, so it’s what’s I always do. It’s a very rare occurrence for him to cum somewhere other than my mouth. Cut to yesterday, I’m giving him a handjob while laying on my side with my head on his chest and my leg wrapped over him. He is getting worked up, I can tell he’s feeling good and he’ll most likely cum soon. After a few minutes, he tells me “I’m gonna cum”, which in my head is lingo for get ready to put your mouth on it or get prepared to aim in somewhere. I am fully prepared to take in in my mouth, but suddenly, I’m like, I want it on my face. It’s been awhile, why not? Mistake. I do my best to aim the head of his dick at my face and he starts shooting. He starts cumming on my face, and there is so much. The first shot immediately hits my left eye. Somehow, I’ve managed to aim it right at my left eye like a bullseye. I move it over, and bang, it hits my right eye like a bullseye. Then I move it, and it hits the top my nose, my mouth, and my chin. It all happened so fast that I just jump up and wipe my eyes and the rest of my face off. A few minutes later, he jumps up to go somewhere and I’m just laying in the bed. Out of nowhere, I notice the sun shining in through my window is really hurting my eyes. My eyes start to water really heavily too. Over the course of 3 minutes or so, my eyes start burning, stinging, and I am no longer able to open them. Like at all. My boyfriend gets back, and I’m immediately like we need to get in the shower, please help. Cut to the shower, I am going in blind, literally. I have to be undressed and guided into the shower by my partner. He is apologizing profusely. I start washing my face with just water in an attempt to get any residual cum off my eyelids. I try to open my eyes, but nope, still cannot. I try opening my eyes under the water, but nope, I’m struggling to do so. I then look at my partner and tell him to just aim the shower head directly at my face. I forcefully open my eyes and he sprays the water directly into them. It’s painful as hell, so I’m kind of grunting/yelling. It’s hilarious, though. We are laughing like crazy the entire time. I can only imagine how I looked and sounded. I can only imagine that I looked like that lady in the movie BirdBox who’s having her eyes forced open. This process of spraying my open eyeballs happens like 5 times. Slowly, I start being able to actually open my eyes without forcing them open. They are red as hell. Thankfully, they stopped hurting. I think I realized exactly why I never take it on the face yesterday. It’ll be a long time until I’m ready to do that again. I just know this is something we will laugh and joke about for years to come. Crap. TL;DR Let my boyfriend cum on my face during a handjob. Due to my aim, I ended up hitting both of my eyes. I was unable to open my eyes at all. Ended up having to take a shower and having to force my eyes open so water could be violently sprayed into my eyes.
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2022.01.22 20:11 Slav_squater_ For those who flatlined
My isp is Comcast, I noticed 2 or three days ago that my earnings dropped dramatically. After investing the issue, I discovered port 44158 was turned off even though it was working earlier. Check your port forwarding because as soon as I adjusted it, my earnings returned to normal. I think Comcast turned off the port in my area. I apologize if this isn't your issue but I'm sure a few people are in a similar situation. Good luck and happy mining
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2022.01.22 20:11 ishafoundation- How to Control the Mind | Sadhguru #shorts #sadhguru
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2022.01.22 20:11 hoodie160 Remind me to check in on this cat
!remindme 2 months https://www.reddit.com/cats/comments/sa218h/found_her_in_the_street_is_she_ok_does_she_need/htr20wm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
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2022.01.22 20:11 CuriousSouvenir "It's a match!", Danielle Alojado, digital, 2021
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2022.01.22 20:11 rudebii It’s been awhile since FDS has served up some racism not buried in the comments…
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2022.01.22 20:11 PuzzleheadedCamera33 Help identifying sex of baby! vet was unsure.
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2022.01.22 20:11 ItzDrillZa Soloqued to Diamond and I hit the 7k mark too!
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2022.01.22 20:11 Daddy379 [QUESTION] I bought the Taylor Big Baby Acoustic/Electric. It’s says it’s slightly smaller than an average full-size acoustic.
2022.01.22 20:11 cman2222222 Stolen bikes?
Where do you think stolen bikes typically end up here? Mine was stolen in the last day or 2 in hillcrest. My landlord has been showing the upstairs apartment and was leaving the gates propped open. Fortunately, I haven’t used it much. Both tires are messed up and haven’t had the extra cash to get them fixed. School and work aren’t close enough to ride for me, so I’m not going to go through the laborious process of mercilessly hunting it down. I’m just curious though - it’s super recognizable if I saw a homeless person with it. Do people try to sell them to bike shops? Surely the employees there would just assume everything they get is likely stolen…
Real talk: I’m pretty sure it was my landlord who has been making threats against my family, presumably to make us uncomfortable enough to leave so he can jack up rent for the next tenant.
Also fk whoever took my bike. It was the first big gift my husband got for me when we were dating because I couldnt afford a bike in Boston. He fixed it up and stuff. Sentimental thing.
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2022.01.22 20:11 _totally_sane_ We really do be trying that
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2022.01.22 20:11 Carbonxd 💓💜
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2022.01.22 20:11 sn0r ‘Good part’ of UK-EU deal on Gib ‘already agreed’, Spanish Foreign Minister says
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2022.01.22 20:11 imnotabotoraboat Is there ever a time when someone should just “suck it up”?
2022.01.22 20:11 agirlwithoutahome Just….why is this her work outfit?
2022.01.22 20:11 TheFlawlessCassandra Based on an actual conversation with the gf (spoilers: it was mostly filmed in Burbank)
2022.01.22 20:11 MostlyBadTakes Upgrading my "office" setup using work from home tax rebate
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2022.01.22 20:11 LunetteVonL00n Happy *HONKIN* Self-Love Saturday! Why settle for a lesser vision when you are destined for greatness! Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you’re worthy of the trip. Don't forget to smile this clown loves you! 😘💨❤️
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2022.01.22 20:11 tarconte nipslip de hoy😍
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2022.01.22 20:11 southwardhitta Use-ta be a supadupa thot! Who got?
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2022.01.22 20:11 Montisitoh Someone else got this bug??
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2022.01.22 20:11 hivemind_strategist Bondafide masks--Dont order from them rn
I ordered from them a month ago. Still no masks, still no shipping confirmation, still won't reply to my email asking what's up.
Obviously they're swamped and I guess just not refunding or something?
Anyway I'm pretty upset and just want my money back at this point. They could at least send an email out to me.
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2022.01.22 20:11 luvemilyy depressed feelings
I’ve been taking 50mg for 2 weeks now and I was wondering if it gets worse before it gets better? It might just be my depressed brain but lately i’ve just felt more depressed and a little suicidal. Is that normal? I want to stop taking it because of this or if I should just wait it out until I see actual results. I also feel like I have no motivation to do anything anymore and i’m not normally this lazy I feel like. I am a depressed person in general but It feels so much worse now.
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2022.01.22 20:11 YungHybrid Selling ps4, need help…
Need some help deactivating my 2nd account that has my ps4 activated. I cant get into it because I lost passwords to both the email and psn. I fully initialized the system. So will i be good or what? I dont want whoever buys it to get any of my info at all…
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